Up untill the time of posting, the US government has given out more than 150 yoga-related patents and about 2300 yoga trademarks. As a reaction, the Indian government has set up a task force to create a database of yoga techniques, in order to stop others from patenting the poses. Also, they’re setting up a database of Aryuvedic medicines, to prevent money-eager people from fixing their obvious lack of creativity by stealing what nobody should own. Truely sad.

My god, trying to actually own yoga, speaking of prior art, how dare they? Companies already own the songs and melodies of our times. Idiots! I’m sorry, this really makes me angry. How dare they…

Somebody arrest this man, I own his pose!!!